[25 Nov 2005|05:46pm] I'M WEARING A FUCK-CAT!! 2 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[09 Nov 2005|08:06pm] A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says " I have the most amazing news. Your boy can fly". The doctor sees the doubt in the fathers eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high in the air and then lets go. The baby falls to the floor with a loud thump. "You son of a bitch" says the new father, ready to kill the doctor. " Wait, something must be wrong. He flew this morning. Let me try again". He flings the boy across the room and he slams against the wall and slides down to the floor. "Oh my god, I am going to kill you" says the father as he is running towards the baffeled doctor. "No no wait, I know what I did wrong. I promise it will work this time". He opens the window and tosses the kid out. The kid of course falls 7 stories and leaves a mess on the sidewalk below. By this time the father is choking the doctor. With his last breath the doctor says " I was just messing with you. Your son was born dead." 11 think/ Bush is a douchebag

Starwars [06 Nov 2005|07:31pm] I look like something right out of starwars 4 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[18 Oct 2005|09:44pm] No Swimming For Me. 5 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[16 Oct 2005|09:12pm] ( Read more... ) 3 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[16 Sep 2005|03:39pm] In case you didn't know, I, Ian Stewart, can not swim. 2 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[22 Aug 2005|10:38am] Ian here, updating from Pickle Central, USA. You see, the more pickles, the better. I mean, without McDonald's, we'd be forced live life in a test tube. A MOTHERFUCKING ASTRONAUT, THAT'S WHAT WE'D BE How do you feel about this? Exactly, no one answers because you all know Hermit the Frog too fucking well. SOCIETY HAS CLEARLY BEEN NEUTRALIZED. 3 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[17 Jul 2005|06:21pm] 4 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[13 Jul 2005|11:17pm] I wish I was a hammerhead shark. 8 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[07 Jul 2005|11:27pm] Probably the most amazing thing ever. 2 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[30 Jun 2005|01:55am] ( Reform Through The Lord! ) 4 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[25 Jun 2005|10:46pm] 5 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[16 Jun 2005|11:23pm] I love Kenn Bush is a douchebag

[16 Jun 2005|11:23pm] Rex. :) Bush is a douchebag

[30 May 2005|08:00pm] Time to stretch everyone's friends page. Sorry, but this is important. Everyone smile mfing kenn (7:36:00 PM): i have not put deoderant on today mfing kenn (7:36:00 PM): :-) Bmyfckbddy (7:36:06 PM): lmao Bmyfckbddy (7:36:08 PM): i did that yesterday mfing kenn (7:36:12 PM): haha mfing kenn (7:36:20 PM): ian mfing kenn (7:36:27 PM): do you realize mfing kenn (7:36:40 PM): how short an amount of time youd last at a club mfing kenn (7:36:51 PM): i was thinking about it last night mfing kenn (7:37:13 PM): i was like "theres so many people of different races here, ian would have been stabbed by now" Bmyfckbddy (7:38:08 PM): lmao Bmyfckbddy (7:38:26 PM): tell me every last one of them mfing kenn (7:38:39 PM): every last race mfing kenn (7:38:39 PM): ? Bmyfckbddy (7:38:46 PM): that was there, yes mfing kenn (7:38:50 PM): black mfing kenn (7:38:51 PM): white mfing kenn (7:38:52 PM): chinese mfing kenn (7:38:55 PM): puerto rican mfing kenn (7:39:03 PM): keesha mfing kenn (7:39:20 PM): there was more but they all the same after those first 5 Bmyfckbddy (7:39:45 PM): in other words all the asians look the same mfing kenn (7:39:50 PM): yeah Bmyfckbddy (7:39:51 PM): even though theres tons of differnet kinds mfing kenn (7:39:53 PM): you all look the same Bmyfckbddy (7:39:55 PM): theyre like cats mfing kenn (7:40:11 PM): you guys need some diversity in your appearance Bmyfckbddy (7:40:41 PM): wiggers arent a seperate race kenn Bmyfckbddy (7:40:44 PM): youre one of us too mfing kenn (7:40:53 PM): fuck Bmyfckbddy (7:41:27 PM): lol so Bmyfckbddy (7:41:37 PM): it took me at least 5 minutes to figure out your info mfing kenn (7:41:45 PM): lol mfing kenn (7:41:50 PM): why Bmyfckbddy (7:42:25 PM): because at first i was just like "i didnt type in god.." mfing kenn (7:42:36 PM): lol mfing kenn (7:42:46 PM): whyd you type anything Bmyfckbddy (7:43:18 PM): because sometimes i dont like clicking the name Bmyfckbddy (7:43:22 PM): because im a REBEL mfing kenn (7:44:01 PM): lol mfing kenn (7:48:13 PM): you are an iilf Bmyfckbddy (7:48:41 PM): icicle id like to fuck mfing kenn (7:48:44 PM): lol mfing kenn (7:48:45 PM): yeah mfing kenn (7:48:46 PM): :-[ Bmyfckbddy (7:49:07 PM): i prefer snowmen myself mfing kenn (7:49:17 PM): i prefer q-tips Bmyfckbddy (7:49:42 PM): i prefer toilet plungers mfing kenn (7:49:48 PM): youre weird Sincerely, Ian a.k.a. Rex a.k.a. Skanka a.k.a. Tin Man which really means Kenn 3 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[21 May 2005|08:33pm] ( Read more... ) 6 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[25 Apr 2005|05:26pm] ( Read more... ) 9 think/ Bush is a douchebag

[22 Apr 2005|05:26pm] [ mood | sexy ] [ music | Pantera : Regular People ] Women who look like shrunken apples should not have long nails. Women who are 93 should not have the desire to have an ass like a 17 year old. Ian had no nipples as a baby. Kenn should not update Ian's livejournal. - Not Kenn 1 think/ Bush is a douchebag

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